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Xbox Logo.
Open on a modern day parking lot. Captain James Cutter, in UNSC naval dress, is standing by a used car at a car dealership. The salesman is the Jiralhanae Atriox, wearing a tie and carrying a clipboard.
Atriox: This baby's yours for 6K. Do we have a deal?
Cutter: Three.
Atriox: SIX!
Cutter: I will get this car for 3K, and this is how...
Quick fade, then cut to the two at the car. Cutter starts to turn to leave.
Cutter: (voiceover) I'll open with a strategic withdrawal.
Atriox: Wait, wait. Whoa
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wait, hold on.
Cutter: (voiceover) You counter with a disinformation campaign.
Atriox: I'll talk to my manager and see what I can do.
Cut to inside Atriox's office. Nobody is inside but him. The wall is decorated with sales plaques and a dartboard picturing the Prophet of Regret.
Atriox: Just a little longer...
Cut to Atriox's POV, as he watches Cutter on his security screen while he hums to himself. Cut back to Atriox.
Atriox: I'm talking to no one.
Cut back to outside. Atriox is back by the car with Cut
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ter.
Atriox: Great news! He said we could do 599...9.
Cutter: (voiceover) Then, I'll bait you with psychological warfare.
Cutter: Lemme talk to him. (gestures at an inflatable airdancer.) He seems more flexible.
Atriox: A pun?! You know I hate puns! You catty little two-faced double opposable thumbed...
Cutter pulls out his phone and begins recording Atriox while the Brute continues to rant.
Cutter: (voiceover that overlaps Atriox yelling which makes it illegible) You will attempt a verbal assault.
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Atriox: I will tear your head off!
Cutter, still recording, turns to show himself in front of Atriox.
Atriox: -and hang it from the rearview like a f-!
Atriox abruptly stops as he turns to see a man and young woman overhearing him. The father pulls his child away from the yelling Brute.
Cutter: (voiceover) ...with collateral damage.
Atriox: Ohhhhh no... sorry. Came off wrong.
Cutter: (voiceover) The evidence of which will not look good in my online review. And that's how I'll get this car for 3K.
Fade
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cut back to the present, which Cutter having executed his plan. Atriox hangs his head in defeat.
Atriox: Well played. How about a warran-
Cutter, in the driver's seat of the car, hands Atriox's clipboard back to him.
Cutter: Warranties are for suckers.
Cutter tosses the pen behind him and starts to drive away.
Atriox: (speaking rapidly) All-sales-are-final-no-takebacks-no-substitutions-no-trades.
The car's rear bumper falls off. Cutter stops as the engine begins to smoke. Atriox laughs to himself.
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YOUR ENEMY
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I'm the most popular & important /hg/ user by far and I'm not in the discord. In fact, this is my first time hearing about it. So you can consider this official confirmation that it's a secret club. Full of disgusting Floridian midget hobbit discordies who share photo and jjab tweets with each other all day long.
'nuff said!
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