Which of the following best describes your marital status?
Single-living with parents
1 vote (17%)
Living with gf
1 vote (17%)
pissing pooing vomiting and cooming in the skip behind maccas
2 votes (33%)
with mummy
2 votes (33%)
awa' wi the good folk in a drainage ditch
0 votes
Living with a harem of five fertile and attractive young women, all of whom I've impregnated with Anglo seed
0 votes
bins is my only true love, without him I am bereft
0 votes
Five wives and a shed in Oldham alhadullilah
0 votes
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