Suffers major issue before launch
RUDs t+ 5 seconds to t+ 5 minutes
RUDs t+ 5 minutes to t+ 15 minutes
Fails to deploy payload or off-nominal insertion
A wayward grizzly bear gets ass raped by rocket exhaust
Felon husk Will die of a heart attack in three weeks, there will be reports that it was natural but actually was a cover by the deep state and ((them)), also Astra blows up the pad and debris kills a grizzly bear
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Doesn't launch
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Suffers major issue before launch
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RUDs at launch
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RUDs t+ 5 seconds to t+ 5 minutes
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RUDs t+ 5 minutes to t+ 15 minutes
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Fails to deploy payload or off-nominal insertion
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Actual success
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Does not launch today
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A wayward grizzly bear gets ass raped by rocket exhaust
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Felon husk Will die of a heart attack in three weeks, there will be reports that it was natural but actually was a cover by the deep state and ((them)), also Astra blows up the pad and debris kills a grizzly bear
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Rogget does a flip
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