Cranking the hog.

Poaching the egg.

Shaking hands with the milkman.

Bobbing the baloney.

Torturing the twinkie.

Tormenting the tube steak.

Slapping the salami.

Peeling the banana.

Yanking the yo yo.

Tickling the pickle.

Zapping the zucchini.

Choking the chicken.

Flogging the dolphin.

Polishing the pork.

Beating the meat.

Tenderizing the twizzler.

Pulling the python.

Skinning the snake.

Hopping the hot dog.

Rubbing the rhubarb.

Spanking the monkey.

Skewering the sausage.

Murdering the bishop.

Swinging the bat.

Whacking the wiener.

Jabbering with junior.

Mangling the midget.

Paddling the pink canoe.

Abusing the wicked stick.

Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger.

Boxing the one-eyed champ.

Taking the self-guided tour.

Masturbating.

Jerking off.

PANKO MANKO

Superchatting a streamer.