Held and used like a fleshlight/onahole
fuck her mouth, while she pees in my face
Rub my dick between her asscheeks
Mirror mirror on the wall, I want torture, cock and ball
Eat her ass until your tongue is sore
Eat every meal of your life off of her phat ass
sitting on your lap, ballsdeep, while kneading her belly
Pound her so viciously that she yelps with each plap
Chain her to a wall in the basement, completely deprived of all senses, and the only time she can feel anything is when my dick is slamming into her 3 inch vaginal cavity
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MIDNA MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Slam past her cervix into her womb.
MAKE BIG CUMCUM INTER HER BUMBUM
Want to be human toilet for perfect anal goddess Midna
Get transformed into a clone of midna and then have midna be on top as she teases (you) for your new form
Keep cumming in her over and over and never pull out.
Intense kissing and earfondling
MIDNA’S ENORMOUS MOUTH WELL ITS ALRIGHT
THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE MOUTH BUT ITS ALRIGHT
Solely for procreation, and taking responsibility afterwards
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MY LUST FOR MIDNA HAS RUINED REAL WOMEN.
Vaginal sticker on, anal only
Fuck her pregnant, have a bunch of pregnant sex and then do Oyakodon after. Repeat ad infinitum.
Cook her rotisserie style and use my cum as the stuffing.
The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
In public, in-front of hundreds of onlookers who would become insanely jealous.
Squish her plump tummy and hotdog her fat rolls
Don't stop until she's bloated with semen
Cumming in an onahole placed between her thighs as she mock begs you to impregnate her with a sadistic grin on her face as you waste your sperm.
HUGS and PASSIONATE CUDDLING
I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA AND LOVE HER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE
Y'all niggas are wierd for even doing this thing
lOLI cunny tummy Midna funny sex with her erotic chest and bellly
Turn into Midna and live as a nonstop baby-making factory that will always be supporting a big perpetually pregnant belly and getting stuffed full of cum between birthings of an ever-growing amount of more cute shortstack imp girls
Plug her into a tank of whipped cream, and turn her into a round little helpless cream puff
I truly don't care how, I just will
Get pinned and anally bred by her massive girlcock
get cockvored by her massive imp cock
Get bullied and teased by a giant Midna after she shrinks you
Rub myself against her smooth seamless crotch as she swells with magic, blimping and bloating until she finally explodes and vaporises me
Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Child erotic !!!!!! Child's belly and chest !!!!!! Erotic … 😭😭😭
Suck her gargantuan horse cock
What? Say something! Am I so beautiful that you've no words left?
Rimming her soft squishy asshole and cunny, little legs wrapped around your neck, pulling you into her wet holes while she blows you
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said,
Kiss her tum uooohhhhhhhhhhhh
rub my glans in her bush pull out cum in her pubes tangle our pubes during sex bury my nose in her unshaven stinky bush with sweat and cum and vaginal secretions trapped in it give her hairy oral swallow her pubes floss my teeth with her pubic hair brush her bush with my dick hairy midna AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm cooming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
riding my dick while concealed under my shirt and pants
Cuck her for Ruto instead
Let her kick me in the balls so hard that they explode
With lots of passion, cuddling and kissing as she grinds on my dick in the missionary position
Face buried in her ass, tongue deep in her asshole.
handjob with her giant hair fist
sound my urethera with her hair
feed someone to midna and rub her belly as you plow her ass
I just want to see her again...
Superglue her ass cheeks to your pelvis and just kinda live like that from now on
MIDNA ASS on my DICK, NANACHI ASS on my FACE
Take her around town and stealth fuck her every five minutes so she walking bowlegged around town sweaty, bedraggled, panting, and constantly leaking a trail of cum.
Small penis humiliation and or encouragement
Mutually degrading sweaty shortstack marathon.
Midna fucks me in the ass, using her magic to put a magic cock cage on me and then letting a version of Ganon with kinda femmy figures and no body hair ream my ass out with his enormous cock.
Telling her you promise not to cum inside her, instead you go balls deep, hold her tight so she can't escape and fill her womb with pee until her womb inflates.
Halt the warping process and ravage each other mid-spaghettification.
Double team her with Zant and die a happy man
Hug and hold hands. Maybe kiss
standing up, slathering my cock with lube, penetrating her, then spinning her on it quickly and violently until she pukes
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
Unbirthing/Vaginal Insertion
Wear her around (fanny pack style)
GOD DAMNIT *Chair Noises*
Choke her while raping her
Hours of foreplay. Kissing, tounging, fondling, necking, soft-biting, rubbing, preening, massaging, deep eye staring, caressing, hand holding, and more. All while whispering sweet nothings to each other.
Anal helicopter, until out of fuel.
i want to rub my penis against every surface of her soft plump body and violently rape every hole she has until she nothing but a small donut with extra filling and glaze
As part of the meta commentary, the Simpsons cast and creators go into an hour long discussion on the biblical inspiration and the ethics of Sneed and his brother Chuck. The story of Cain and Abel feeds and seeds the entire Sneed mythos, even so deeply as to nod towards their occupation as farmers and labourers of the land. And as in the story of Cain and Abel, one brother betrays another. Sneed takes Chuck's property, a metaphorical striking down of the Abel figure. However, Groening, well versed in the Ol
Cute and Funny style, KKANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
SMELLY ARMPIT SEX/LICKING
>not making her hold you in her hair-hand and plunge you into her like a dildo
ngmi
Nice loving marital sex, direct eye contact between each thrust. Impregnating her in the missionary position.
II LOOOOOOOOOVE MIDNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
turn into her and get railed daily by a different anon every time
Go to Burger King and get her a kids meal with tendies and a prize
Let her sit in my face and shit down my throat
Let a giant Midna crush my house by sitting on it, allowing me to live in her ass as compensation
Grab onto those mask handlebars and force her down onto that cock,stuffing that tiny gremlin cunny to the brim with a superior human fucklog, plowing her little guts in until she passes the fuck out, causing that flat tummy of hers to bulge out an outline the shape of that invading cock each time she's slammed down balls-deep, plapping her chubby shortstack cheeks until its time to finally empty your nuts into her womb, filling her baby-making spot with so much pent-up spunk that she looks pregnant afterwar
No I wouldn't as I'm not weird
I love her so much, bros...
How would I fuck, Midna?
How WOULDN'T I fuck, Midna?
Stop posting coomer threads on /v/. That being said, I'd go balls deep all night, every night.
Brutal as rape, but completely lovey-dovey
bubhbhbubbhbubhbubhbhbubuubhbhbujjbhbbhubhbhbubujbbhhbubjubbhbhb MIDNA'S MEAT BUBUBHBUHBHBHBBUBH
I don't actually like her that much
December 12th, 2021 at approx 2:30 PM be sure to watch the news.
Vote for this option or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
Not until we're married :D
Stop posting about MIDNA! I'm tired of seeing her! My friends on TikTok send me ZONE MIDNA, on Discord it's fucking THE BOOGIE. I was in a server, right? And ALL of the channels are just #nsfw-midna. I showed my MIDNA FOLDER to my girlfriend, I flipped out and I said, 'Hey babe, I WANNA FUCK MIDNA SO BAD!' Ha ha! *Dings in Midna's Lament* I fucking looked at a MIDGET and I said "That's a bit SHORTSTACKY!" I looked at my RULE 34, I think "I WANNA EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HER FAT ASS" and I go "MIDNA? Mo
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A SHITPOSTING RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE
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Kill her, cook her, and eat her <3
CRANIHUM I LOVE YOU DRAW MINDA
Standing up and lifting her by her thick butt
Explosive prostate orgasm by hairfisting all over the most smug and condescending grin she can muster
Kill all faggots and niggers
(!!) Vote for this or YOUR LOVED ONES DIE in their sleep (!!).
Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.
Get shrunk by Midna who then keeps you as her pet
Fuck imp midna while true midna watches.
:sob: UUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH :sob: :sob: :sob: :ocean: :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops:
Pressed against the Twilight Mirror
Let her shit on my dick while i fuck her in the ass
HOURS OF EDGING UNTIL CRYING AND MINDBROKEN
senseless tickle torture to her bellybutton
Have a child with Midna. If it's a girl, fuck them both.
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midna-chan... I kneel....
Sweaty Leg-locked Babymaking with lots of kissing.
being shrunk and put in her asshole
Midna turns into a furry and I rub my dick against her large chest fluff and cum all over her face
Human Form Midna, Pinning me down and lovingly fucking me
what about wattson "apex" legends
I fucking Hate all of you
loving romantic sex with lots of kissing
I want her 30 pound helmet to crush my testicles
holding midna upside down in a standing position while motorboating her featureless crotch until a pussy manifests and cunnilinging her to multiple orgasms while her head swings like a wrecking ball against my thrusting hips as I deepthroat hilt my massive meat log into her mouth
Midna forcing you to huff her farts while she gives you post orgasm torture till you're too weak to get it up
personally for me its true form midna but if imp midna were to be there on a bed i would not hesitate to perform coitus with her
feed her high caloric food, stuff her gut daily and fuck her hundred pound ass
dinty pls plae dmc2 is best gaem, donte is bets he shutt the gun PLS
Condition and train her into becoming my loyal housewife
Kiss her sweetly and passionately on her head as you pump rope after rope inside of her
Every way in https://mega.nz/folder/SUgRRKYJ#AUd8scYSbzJ2tOf5Cpe3eg
Don't because she is not real
Midna taking a coiling greasy shit on my face out of her blown out, donut asshole bordered by thick sweaty pubes
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
I WANNA GO FULL UNGA BUNGA AND RAPE HER ASS & CUNT LIKE A BONOBO MONKEY IN HEAT UNTIL SHE MINDBREAKS AND BEGS ME TO STICK IT BACK IN AFTER I VIOLENTLY PULL OUT AND CAUSE HER TO PROLAPSE. THEN FORCE HER TO CHOKE ON MY BBC AS I USE HER THROAT TO CLEAN THE SKIDMARKS OFF AND SPIT IN HER MOUTH AS A REWARD WHEN I'M DONE.
Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
King Harkinian: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
King Harkinian: Hmm... How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written: "Only Link can defeat Ganon."
Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is enough.
Link: How about a kiss? For luck.
Zelda: You've got to be kidding.
Gwonam: Squadala! We're of
put it in her ear and fuck her brains out
gorilla style rape murder suicide
cock is one of my favorite tastes. not only that but balls smell amazing. it makes me go a little crazy to be honest. like i cant get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. im only satisfied when i feel those intense powerful salty hot pumps of cum in my throat. when i sit back on my heels and look up at you will all of my cum on my little trap mouth and slobber running down my neck hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back off my arm and i ask you if i did a good job. you cant even speak be
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow bl
Hold her by the feet belly down and fuck her tight imp pussy between the arches of her tiny feet. Uoooh!! Immediate impregnation!
UAAAARR SEEEEEEXXXXX! [deep breath in] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [another deep breath in] SEEEEEEEXXXXX! I... I'M NOT DOING SEX WITH MIDNA! MY... MY WHOLE EXISTENCE! HAS TRULY! BECOME MIDNA'S SEXUAL! SEEEEEXXX! [deep breath in] "Stop, anon! Your body can't handle any more of this!" No! I've become- Definitely become sex! SEEEXXXXX! SEEEXX! "Stop! You're gonna die, anon! Are you gonna do it, even if it means cutting your life short?!" SHUT UP! I'LL HAVE SEX WITH MIDNA EVEN IF... I DIE! UUWAAAAAAAA SEEEEEXX!
Hold her close and tenderly kiss her lips and then whisper to her "I love you"
there are federal agents at my door
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, rip it
Technologic
Technologic
Technologic
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it
Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it
I'd just like to fuck her in any way, I'm so fucking lonely
why, my peenus weanus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
ITT: How would you fuck Midna, /v/? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
So hard she would break in half
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOD I WANNA FUCK THE NIGGER MIDGET SO BAD
It should've been #foxposting, not #midnaposting...
Prematurely ejaculate on the first thrust and continue to prematurely ejaculate every several thrusts after.
#foxposting BTFO LMAOOOOO
Sexual intercourse on the night of our marriage for the sole purpose of procreation.
forced to smell her sweaty feet
mfw i'll never have a midna gf
I really love Midna. When I was younger and the game first came out I came to her every single night. I pretended she was my girlfriend and I came on my pillow so many times as I fucked it that it was stained forever. My walls were similarly stained. To this day my sheer lust for Midna has not calmed down and I WILL fuck Midna.
Take her out on a nice date and watch a movie
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have her grab me by the head and shove it into her ass with her hair while another midna slaps my dick and balls and midno 1 farts in my face then shoves my head into the cum and forces me to lick it like a good doggy
Take the maid’s ass in your face and lick
Pull out the air pump, slam the nozzle up her butt, put my dick inside her mouth, one pump per suck, sucks faster and faster as she gets bigger and bigger, finally cum, she gulps it all down effectively adding to her mass, now on my cock with her huge stuffed belly squashing against my torso and face, grabs the whole thing from below to jiggle it around as she jumps up and down faster, cum so hard she grows even bigger, and finally she lets out a burp that shakes the whole room from all the stored up air
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Long, tender fuck sessions, interspersed with mutual piss play
kissing midna while in the lotus position
She would peg me and manifest a clone that i could mating press at the same time.
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Fuck her oversized cock's urethra and impregnate her balls
Earfuck, brainfuck, eyefuck, and heartfuck
Carrying her around the house and fucking her on every piece of furniture we own
Rest my head in her lap, despite it being the size of her entire torso, and fall asleep while she caresses me
nonstop fucking, recording a dozen sex tapes a day
Give her a dick and let him fuck me instead
a little bit of sex perhaps hmm maybe a little midna super sex?
Wolf Link knotting me at the same time
Giving Midna loving cunnilingus and analingus to lube her in preparation for your big human cock to stretch out her tight imp holes, filling them both with cum. Afterwards, cumming in her mouth as well before giving her a deep, passionate, tonguing, lip-biting kiss as you both taste your seed.
Taking Midna on a romantic date and telling her about your feelings
Midna clone orgy where she drains my balls until I die
Fatten her up
Feed and fuck her constantly until she's a hungry horny lard ball of an imp
Let her rape me like a savage animal until my testicles are two sentient raisins begging for mercy
Why did you link this to me what is this?
she left me i am going to kill myself
let her tie me to a chair and use me as her personal meat dildo
Getting baited into plapping her balls deep in the dew-covered morning grass only to have wolf link jump on top to join in on the fun
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I want her to sit upon my chest and simultaneously take a huge coiling shit and hot musky piss.
sweaty and musky imp ass facesitting while locking your face against her ass using her feet
Vote for this or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
REEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
STANDING blowjob with her floating on her tippy toes
Reverse cowgirl with her practically dancing on my dick
I will FUCK her WWE Raw. Running Wild on Midna. Mating Press Mania. Cream on her Crop. Nobody does it better. Double COCK bottom. Pussy Power Bomb. Scissor Shlick. Naked Belly Slam plunging straight into her womb. Stone Cold Stun her cervix. Tsar Bomba Backshots. Sperm Tsunami Sexo until the Juice is Loose. Shooting CUM Press. Nutbuster. Semen Demon. Million Dollar Creampie. Wombstone Piledriver. Regal Stretch. The People's DICK in her ASS. Cumshot from hell. Ovary killswitch. The Stroke. Mach 15 Thrust Spe
21181 total votes
Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl
295 votes
1%
Held and used like a fleshlight/onahole
684 votes
3%
fuck her mouth, while she pees in my face
71 votes
0%
Rub my dick between her asscheeks
324 votes
2%
Cock between her thighs
410 votes
2%
Mirror mirror on the wall, I want torture, cock and ball
34 votes
0%
Eat her ass until your tongue is sore
240 votes
1%
For procreation
332 votes
2%
Eat every meal of your life off of her phat ass
177 votes
1%
sitting on your lap, ballsdeep, while kneading her belly
569 votes
3%
DOMINATE ME MIDNA
219 votes
1%
Pound her so viciously that she yelps with each plap
454 votes
2%
Amazon position
172 votes
1%
Mutual masurbation
156 votes
1%
Chain her to a wall in the basement, completely deprived of all senses, and the only time she can feel anything is when my dick is slamming into her 3 inch vaginal cavity
81 votes
0%
BLACK COCK GANG n Beautiful buff black jock boy ANDALLA'S big hard 12 INCH black cock gonna fuck n fuck n fuck n fuck n fuck n fuck n fuck n fuck n feed white jock boys loads n loads n loads n loads a Cum aboard the FuckSHIP! ANDALLA got seven frat boys in the showers on the FuckSHIP lickin n suckin ANDALLA'S huge hard 12 inch black cock beggin to be fed big load a Cum! SHAWN MENDES has swallowed loads n loads of ANDALLA’S Creamy Cum from that big black 12 inch Cock beggin for MORE n MORE! 40 NAKED NS wi
22 votes
0%
MIDNA MIDNA I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1018 votes
5%
Slam past her cervix into her womb.
321 votes
2%
Get eaten by midna
68 votes
0%
Step on her head
24 votes
0%
MAKE BIG CUMCUM INTER HER BUMBUM
215 votes
1%
Only True Midna
30 votes
0%
BALLS DEEP ANIMAL FUCK
454 votes
2%
titjob/paizuri
144 votes
1%
Want to be human toilet for perfect anal goddess Midna
59 votes
0%
Get transformed into a clone of midna and then have midna be on top as she teases (you) for your new form
103 votes
0%
Keep cumming in her over and over and never pull out.
552 votes
3%
Intense kissing and earfondling
399 votes
2%
MIDNA’S ENORMOUS MOUTH WELL ITS ALRIGHT
THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE MOUTH BUT ITS ALRIGHT
61 votes
0%
Solely for procreation, and taking responsibility afterwards
135 votes
1%
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MY LUST FOR MIDNA HAS RUINED REAL WOMEN.
302 votes
1%
Vaginal sticker on, anal only
124 votes
1%
virgin sweater killer
123 votes
1%
Fuck her pregnant, have a bunch of pregnant sex and then do Oyakodon after. Repeat ad infinitum.
161 votes
1%
Cook her rotisserie style and use my cum as the stuffing.
21 votes
0%
The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
151 votes
1%
In public, in-front of hundreds of onlookers who would become insanely jealous.
87 votes
0%
Squish her plump tummy and hotdog her fat rolls
117 votes
1%
Don't stop until she's bloated with semen
279 votes
1%
Cumming in an onahole placed between her thighs as she mock begs you to impregnate her with a sadistic grin on her face as you waste your sperm.
97 votes
0%
*VIRGIN SCREAM*
80 votes
0%
1/2 Imp Factory
95 votes
0%
HUGS and PASSIONATE CUDDLING
166 votes
1%
Let her rape you
141 votes
1%
I WANT TO FUCK MIDNA AND LOVE HER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE
228 votes
1%
Y'all niggas are wierd for even doing this thing
43 votes
0%
lOLI cunny tummy Midna funny sex with her erotic chest and bellly
82 votes
0%
Turn into Midna and live as a nonstop baby-making factory that will always be supporting a big perpetually pregnant belly and getting stuffed full of cum between birthings of an ever-growing amount of more cute shortstack imp girls
62 votes
0%
Plug her into a tank of whipped cream, and turn her into a round little helpless cream puff
45 votes
0%
I truly don't care how, I just will
140 votes
1%
Rubbing her null crotch
81 votes
0%
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85 votes
0%
Get pinned and anally bred by her massive girlcock
54 votes
0%
get cockvored by her massive imp cock
38 votes
0%
Get bullied and teased by a giant Midna after she shrinks you
50 votes
0%
EXTREME HYPERFISTING
24 votes
0%
UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
77 votes
0%
Rub myself against her smooth seamless crotch as she swells with magic, blimping and bloating until she finally explodes and vaporises me
30 votes
0%
Uohhhhhhhhh! !! !! Child erotic !!!!!! Child's belly and chest !!!!!! Erotic … 😭😭😭
127 votes
1%
Suck her gargantuan horse cock
38 votes
0%
What? Say something! Am I so beautiful that you've no words left?
52 votes
0%
Rimming her soft squishy asshole and cunny, little legs wrapped around your neck, pulling you into her wet holes while she blows you
67 votes
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The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said,
112 votes
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Kiss her tum uooohhhhhhhhhhhh
91 votes
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Fuck her nipples
37 votes
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let her fuck my ass
39 votes
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rub my glans in her bush pull out cum in her pubes tangle our pubes during sex bury my nose in her unshaven stinky bush with sweat and cum and vaginal secretions trapped in it give her hairy oral swallow her pubes floss my teeth with her pubic hair brush her bush with my dick hairy midna AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i'm cooming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27 votes
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riding my dick while concealed under my shirt and pants
82 votes
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Cuck her for Ruto instead
12 votes
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Let her kick me in the balls so hard that they explode
13 votes
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With lots of passion, cuddling and kissing as she grinds on my dick in the missionary position
99 votes
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Face buried in her ass, tongue deep in her asshole.
81 votes
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Gusic says Bideo Jamez!
11 votes
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handjob with her giant hair fist
46 votes
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sound my urethera with her hair
17 votes
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feed someone to midna and rub her belly as you plow her ass
14 votes
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I just want to see her again...
85 votes
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Superglue her ass cheeks to your pelvis and just kinda live like that from now on
48 votes
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MIDNA ASS on my DICK, NANACHI ASS on my FACE
60 votes
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Take her around town and stealth fuck her every five minutes so she walking bowlegged around town sweaty, bedraggled, panting, and constantly leaking a trail of cum.
66 votes
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Small penis humiliation and or encouragement
15 votes
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Mutually degrading sweaty shortstack marathon.
42 votes
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*Virgin Jevil Scream*
41 votes
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Midna fucks me in the ass, using her magic to put a magic cock cage on me and then letting a version of Ganon with kinda femmy figures and no body hair ream my ass out with his enormous cock.
14 votes
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Telling her you promise not to cum inside her, instead you go balls deep, hold her tight so she can't escape and fill her womb with pee until her womb inflates.
34 votes
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Halt the warping process and ravage each other mid-spaghettification.
19 votes
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Double team her with Zant and die a happy man
12 votes
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Brutally and Viscerally.
19 votes
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Hug and hold hands. Maybe kiss
48 votes
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standing up, slathering my cock with lube, penetrating her, then spinning her on it quickly and violently until she pukes
21 votes
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
34 votes
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I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
44 votes
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Unbirthing/Vaginal Insertion
14 votes
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Wear her around (fanny pack style)
34 votes
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GOD DAMNIT *Chair Noises*
40 votes
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Choke her while raping her
21 votes
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Hours of foreplay. Kissing, tounging, fondling, necking, soft-biting, rubbing, preening, massaging, deep eye staring, caressing, hand holding, and more. All while whispering sweet nothings to each other.
52 votes
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Anal helicopter, until out of fuel.
22 votes
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i want to rub my penis against every surface of her soft plump body and violently rape every hole she has until she nothing but a small donut with extra filling and glaze
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As part of the meta commentary, the Simpsons cast and creators go into an hour long discussion on the biblical inspiration and the ethics of Sneed and his brother Chuck. The story of Cain and Abel feeds and seeds the entire Sneed mythos, even so deeply as to nod towards their occupation as farmers and labourers of the land. And as in the story of Cain and Abel, one brother betrays another. Sneed takes Chuck's property, a metaphorical striking down of the Abel figure. However, Groening, well versed in the Ol
28 votes
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Cute and Funny style, KKANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
21 votes
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Nursing Handjob
24 votes
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Get Vored By Midna
13 votes
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Oh sweet a schizo poll!
17 votes
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Please PEG ME MIDNA
13 votes
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SMELLY ARMPIT SEX/LICKING
20 votes
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>not making her hold you in her hair-hand and plunge you into her like a dildo
ngmi
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Nice loving marital sex, direct eye contact between each thrust. Impregnating her in the missionary position.
39 votes
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II LOOOOOOOOOVE MIDNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
32 votes
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tall midna can peg me
6 votes
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Anal Full Nelson
29 votes
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turn into her and get railed daily by a different anon every time
5 votes
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Go to Burger King and get her a kids meal with tendies and a prize
14 votes
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Let her sit in my face and shit down my throat
4 votes
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Let a giant Midna crush my house by sitting on it, allowing me to live in her ass as compensation
9 votes
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Grab onto those mask handlebars and force her down onto that cock,stuffing that tiny gremlin cunny to the brim with a superior human fucklog, plowing her little guts in until she passes the fuck out, causing that flat tummy of hers to bulge out an outline the shape of that invading cock each time she's slammed down balls-deep, plapping her chubby shortstack cheeks until its time to finally empty your nuts into her womb, filling her baby-making spot with so much pent-up spunk that she looks pregnant afterwar
18 votes
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No I wouldn't as I'm not weird
1 vote
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I love her so much, bros...
19 votes
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How would I fuck, Midna?
How WOULDN'T I fuck, Midna?
25 votes
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Stop posting coomer threads on /v/. That being said, I'd go balls deep all night, every night.
5 votes
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Brutal as rape, but completely lovey-dovey
13 votes
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bubhbhbubbhbubhbubhbhbubuubhbhbujjbhbbhubhbhbubujbbhhbubjubbhbhb MIDNA'S MEAT BUBUBHBUHBHBHBBUBH
7 votes
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I don't actually like her that much
4 votes
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December 12th, 2021 at approx 2:30 PM be sure to watch the news.
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Vote for this option or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
6 votes
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i love super mario
2 votes
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Not until we're married :D
8 votes
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Stop posting about MIDNA! I'm tired of seeing her! My friends on TikTok send me ZONE MIDNA, on Discord it's fucking THE BOOGIE. I was in a server, right? And ALL of the channels are just #nsfw-midna. I showed my MIDNA FOLDER to my girlfriend, I flipped out and I said, 'Hey babe, I WANNA FUCK MIDNA SO BAD!' Ha ha! *Dings in Midna's Lament* I fucking looked at a MIDGET and I said "That's a bit SHORTSTACKY!" I looked at my RULE 34, I think "I WANNA EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HER FAT ASS" and I go "MIDNA? Mo
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IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A SHITPOSTING RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE HERE SITTING ON A TABLE
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/ "⌒ヽ |.イ |
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7 votes
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impcunny uoooooohhh
11 votes
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Kill her, cook her, and eat her <3
2 votes
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CRANIHUM I LOVE YOU DRAW MINDA
5 votes
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Standing up and lifting her by her thick butt
21 votes
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Explosive prostate orgasm by hairfisting all over the most smug and condescending grin she can muster
11 votes
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Kill all faggots and niggers
9 votes
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(!!) Vote for this or YOUR LOVED ONES DIE in their sleep (!!).
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Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.
5 votes
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Get shrunk by Midna who then keeps you as her pet
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Fuck imp midna while true midna watches.
21 votes
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:sob: UUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH :sob: :sob: :sob: :ocean: :sweat_drops: :sweat_drops:
10 votes
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Pressed against the Twilight Mirror
15 votes
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Let her shit on my dick while i fuck her in the ass
6 votes
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HOURS OF EDGING UNTIL CRYING AND MINDBROKEN
14 votes
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senseless tickle torture to her bellybutton
4 votes
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Have a child with Midna. If it's a girl, fuck them both.
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8 votes
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midna-chan... I kneel....
12 votes
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Sweaty Leg-locked Babymaking with lots of kissing.
21 votes
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being shrunk and put in her asshole
6 votes
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Midna turns into a furry and I rub my dick against her large chest fluff and cum all over her face
14 votes
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Sex is for faggots
2 votes
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L_RandallBoxwood
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Human Form Midna, Pinning me down and lovingly fucking me
5 votes
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what about wattson "apex" legends
1 vote
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I fucking Hate all of you
4 votes
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loving romantic sex with lots of kissing
26 votes
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shit poll kys faggots
3 votes
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For me, it's Yaoyao
2 votes
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Hello dear redditors
5 votes
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I want her 30 pound helmet to crush my testicles
5 votes
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Put me in the screenshot
6 votes
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holding midna upside down in a standing position while motorboating her featureless crotch until a pussy manifests and cunnilinging her to multiple orgasms while her head swings like a wrecking ball against my thrusting hips as I deepthroat hilt my massive meat log into her mouth
18 votes
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Midna forcing you to huff her farts while she gives you post orgasm torture till you're too weak to get it up
7 votes
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personally for me its true form midna but if imp midna were to be there on a bed i would not hesitate to perform coitus with her
5 votes
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feed her high caloric food, stuff her gut daily and fuck her hundred pound ass
6 votes
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dinty pls plae dmc2 is best gaem, donte is bets he shutt the gun PLS
5 votes
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with my pee pee
10 votes
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Condition and train her into becoming my loyal housewife
11 votes
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Kiss her sweetly and passionately on her head as you pump rope after rope inside of her
19 votes
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Every way in https://mega.nz/folder/SUgRRKYJ#AUd8scYSbzJ2tOf5Cpe3eg
21 votes
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Don't because she is not real
4 votes
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Midna taking a coiling greasy shit on my face out of her blown out, donut asshole bordered by thick sweaty pubes
4 votes
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Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
11 votes
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I WANNA GO FULL UNGA BUNGA AND RAPE HER ASS & CUNT LIKE A BONOBO MONKEY IN HEAT UNTIL SHE MINDBREAKS AND BEGS ME TO STICK IT BACK IN AFTER I VIOLENTLY PULL OUT AND CAUSE HER TO PROLAPSE. THEN FORCE HER TO CHOKE ON MY BBC AS I USE HER THROAT TO CLEAN THE SKIDMARKS OFF AND SPIT IN HER MOUTH AS A REWARD WHEN I'M DONE.
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Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
King Harkinian: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
King Harkinian: Hmm... How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written: "Only Link can defeat Ganon."
Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is enough.
Link: How about a kiss? For luck.
Zelda: You've got to be kidding.
Gwonam: Squadala! We're of
10 votes
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put it in her ear and fuck her brains out
13 votes
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gorilla style rape murder suicide
2 votes
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I want her adult form
5 votes
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cock is one of my favorite tastes. not only that but balls smell amazing. it makes me go a little crazy to be honest. like i cant get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. im only satisfied when i feel those intense powerful salty hot pumps of cum in my throat. when i sit back on my heels and look up at you will all of my cum on my little trap mouth and slobber running down my neck hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back off my arm and i ask you if i did a good job. you cant even speak be
6 votes
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Throat-bulging facefuck
21 votes
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow bl
6 votes
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Hold her by the feet belly down and fuck her tight imp pussy between the arches of her tiny feet. Uoooh!! Immediate impregnation!
14 votes
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FAGGOT NIGGER JEW
4 votes
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UAAAARR SEEEEEEXXXXX! [deep breath in] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [another deep breath in] SEEEEEEEXXXXX! I... I'M NOT DOING SEX WITH MIDNA! MY... MY WHOLE EXISTENCE! HAS TRULY! BECOME MIDNA'S SEXUAL! SEEEEEXXX! [deep breath in] "Stop, anon! Your body can't handle any more of this!" No! I've become- Definitely become sex! SEEEXXXXX! SEEEXX! "Stop! You're gonna die, anon! Are you gonna do it, even if it means cutting your life short?!" SHUT UP! I'LL HAVE SEX WITH MIDNA EVEN IF... I DIE! UUWAAAAAAAA SEEEEEXX!
15 votes
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Hold her close and tenderly kiss her lips and then whisper to her "I love you"
28 votes
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there are federal agents at my door
6 votes
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Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, rip it
Technologic
Technologic
Technologic
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it
Name it, read it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it
6 votes
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I'd just like to fuck her in any way, I'm so fucking lonely
22 votes
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Funny Meme Answer
2 votes
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why, my peenus weanus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah
ITT: How would you fuck Midna, /v/? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
13 votes
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So hard she would break in half
15 votes
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SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
20 votes
0%
GOD I WANNA FUCK THE NIGGER MIDGET SO BAD
6 votes
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It should've been #foxposting, not #midnaposting...
3 votes
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Prematurely ejaculate on the first thrust and continue to prematurely ejaculate every several thrusts after.
12 votes
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#foxposting BTFO LMAOOOOO
5 votes
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Sexual intercourse on the night of our marriage for the sole purpose of procreation.
16 votes
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forced to smell her sweaty feet
6 votes
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mfw i'll never have a midna gf
19 votes
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I really love Midna. When I was younger and the game first came out I came to her every single night. I pretended she was my girlfriend and I came on my pillow so many times as I fucked it that it was stained forever. My walls were similarly stained. To this day my sheer lust for Midna has not calmed down and I WILL fuck Midna.
14 votes
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Take her out on a nice date and watch a movie
17 votes
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Go and vape with her
3 votes
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So i have an uwwtimatuwm: biww gates and the iwwuwminati got a hewd of niggew cattwe. Woooo we gott a herd of niggew cattle we got a herd of niggew cattle. They got a big hewd of niggew cattwe yippie ki yay we'we niggew cattwe hewdews we got a hewd of niggew cattwe, they awe the most dociwe fuwcking niggew cattwe we got 'em so dociwe we got this awesome big fuwcking hewd of niggew cattwe and they shit and they sit thewe and they watch tv and they shit its the best fucking herd of niggew cattle. We took away
4 votes
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Kill all furries
7 votes
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Samantha "Sena" D. Howard, Kenneth C. Howard, Barbara B. Howard, Charlie Howard. sammiecharlie@comcast.net. (508) 846-9003, (508) 228-9443, (508) 228-2748, (508) 228-9639, (508) 228-2748, (508) 228-9443, 6 Clara Dr, Nantucket, MA. 12861 Cinqueterre Dr, Venice, FL.
3 votes
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have her grab me by the head and shove it into her ass with her hair while another midna slaps my dick and balls and midno 1 farts in my face then shoves my head into the cum and forces me to lick it like a good doggy
8 votes
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Take the maid’s ass in your face and lick
7 votes
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Pull out the air pump, slam the nozzle up her butt, put my dick inside her mouth, one pump per suck, sucks faster and faster as she gets bigger and bigger, finally cum, she gulps it all down effectively adding to her mass, now on my cock with her huge stuffed belly squashing against my torso and face, grabs the whole thing from below to jiggle it around as she jumps up and down faster, cum so hard she grows even bigger, and finally she lets out a burp that shakes the whole room from all the stored up air
8 votes
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10 votes
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Long, tender fuck sessions, interspersed with mutual piss play
10 votes
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Hornet is better
5 votes
0%
kissing midna while in the lotus position
10 votes
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She would peg me and manifest a clone that i could mating press at the same time.
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6 votes
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Fuck her oversized cock's urethra and impregnate her balls
6 votes
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Earfuck, brainfuck, eyefuck, and heartfuck
6 votes
0%
Carrying her around the house and fucking her on every piece of furniture we own
10 votes
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Rest my head in her lap, despite it being the size of her entire torso, and fall asleep while she caresses me
10 votes
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nonstop fucking, recording a dozen sex tapes a day
8 votes
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Give her a dick and let him fuck me instead
4 votes
0%
Kids Gamera styled
3 votes
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a little bit of sex perhaps hmm maybe a little midna super sex?
7 votes
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Wolf Link knotting me at the same time
2 votes
0%
I love my wife Nanachi!
4 votes
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Giving Midna loving cunnilingus and analingus to lube her in preparation for your big human cock to stretch out her tight imp holes, filling them both with cum. Afterwards, cumming in her mouth as well before giving her a deep, passionate, tonguing, lip-biting kiss as you both taste your seed.
8 votes
0%
Taking Midna on a romantic date and telling her about your feelings
8 votes
0%
Midna clone orgy where she drains my balls until I die
8 votes
0%
Fatten her up
Feed and fuck her constantly until she's a hungry horny lard ball of an imp
3 votes
0%
All of the above
5 votes
0%
Yes as I am weird
5 votes
0%
Let her rape me like a savage animal until my testicles are two sentient raisins begging for mercy
5 votes
0%
Why did you link this to me what is this?
0 votes
0%
hyper belly inflation
3 votes
0%
she left me i am going to kill myself
0 votes
0%
let her tie me to a chair and use me as her personal meat dildo
3 votes
0%
Getting baited into plapping her balls deep in the dew-covered morning grass only to have wolf link jump on top to join in on the fun
0 votes
0%
Oh lord I'm boutta BUST
2 votes
0%
Bryce Aaron Mcdowell, 22151 Vinewood Blvd Taylor, MI 48180, bryceamc@gmail.com (734) 672-6570
0 votes
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I want her to sit upon my chest and simultaneously take a huge coiling shit and hot musky piss.
1 vote
0%
sweaty and musky imp ass facesitting while locking your face against her ass using her feet
3 votes
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Vote for this or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
1 vote
0%
Grr i am wargraav
0 votes
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REEEEEEEEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
1 vote
0%
STANDING blowjob with her floating on her tippy toes
3 votes
0%
Reverse cowgirl with her practically dancing on my dick
3 votes
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I will FUCK her WWE Raw. Running Wild on Midna. Mating Press Mania. Cream on her Crop. Nobody does it better. Double COCK bottom. Pussy Power Bomb. Scissor Shlick. Naked Belly Slam plunging straight into her womb. Stone Cold Stun her cervix. Tsar Bomba Backshots. Sperm Tsunami Sexo until the Juice is Loose. Shooting CUM Press. Nutbuster. Semen Demon. Million Dollar Creampie. Wombstone Piledriver. Regal Stretch. The People's DICK in her ASS. Cumshot from hell. Ovary killswitch. The Stroke. Mach 15 Thrust Spe
1 vote
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